Manifesto Programming Manifesto

We are programmers who write manifestos. We strive to get people to repeat manifestos.
We acknowledge that writing manifestos should be considered harmful, but do it anyway.
We cannot stand other people's manifestos being repeated while ours are not.
We would rather not have to listen to other people's manifestos.
We are sick of trying to live with other people's manifesto's stupidity.

Hence, this is how we work:
We organize ourselves into something like a cult.
Sometimes, we make up terms that become anchors to avoid having to think about things.
When we encounter someone who doesn't repeat our manifesto, we repeat it to them.
We repeat it, because it's the fastest way to become an in-demand consultant or cult hero.